Nice One. How to avoid getting scolded by your wife when you come late at night.?

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I dont know what to

do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut

off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get

undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into

bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,slam the front door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the a~s~s and say, 'WHOS HORNY'?????!!!!! And she acts like shes sound asleep. It Works Every Time!"

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Nice One. How to avoid getting scolded by your wife when you come late at night.?home theatre

LOL, that's me every time, pretend yo sleep, avoids both argument and sex!

Nice One. How to avoid getting scolded by your wife when you come late at night.?ballet theater opera theater

That's a good one! LOL! =D
mmm, not cool dude.
Lmao. hahah keep them coming =]
imtiyaz G
Very good...thanks for the laugh!
LOLS. nice one! kekes... WHOS HORNY! lols.. i wonder whyie the wife nv wake up. slap so hard stil can pretend!!
Lame 0.01/1,000,000
WHOS HORNY lmao, enough said
lol so funny
hahaha.... good method....
thats great.